Room service.

I told myself I'd spend tonight cleaning up the disaster I call my "room".

Um. Yeah, about that...

Yeah, that's just not happening right now. Where's room service and a French maid when you need one?

{Pseudoporn photo captured by who else but the Best Friend, circa Halloween 2007.
What a trompe l'oeil, though. My twins don't look that fantastits in real life.}

I haven't figured out exactly what I am going to be slutting up as this year, but I've got myself exactly a week to do it! (... no pun intended.)